Below are the 11 most recent journal entries recorded in yeahsloshed's LiveJournal:

Thursday, February 3rd, 2005
2:23 am	me fucking too walgreens Ok its 2:23 a.m. thursday morning, I just got back from a show(concert)with Eric and Ryan. Bands that played at the venue were First to Last (pretty good) The matches, (Gay, the lead singer dared to be different, hardcore emo guy, half mohawk, half of his hair went straight down and dumbass clothes,) Motion City SoundTrack (best band of the night) and Matchbook Romance, (Good, didnt seem like they played many songs though). SO it was a good show, I got kicked in the face when someone went crowd surfing, but I probably kicked someone in the face when I do it sooo. As we were leaving the we headed toward the Walgreens parking lot where we parked, what is missing though, something of importance. Did I forget where I parked my car, no I was right, it just wasnt fucking there. IT was GONE. SO I went into Walgreens, and had a conversation with the badass security guards that worked there, crazy sons of guns, Im sure they are. They were pretty happy to tell me that my car had been towed, like they accomplished something. There were 5 other groups that had their shit towed too so we werent the only ones. The Navy Seal Caliber Security Guards gave us a # to call and told us where they pay phone was IT was all their fault too, they are the ones that used their Super Powers of calling the towtruck guys. SO we call this dumb # and use 50 cents (very important later in the story). We take a hike through thug ass cincinnati, 10ish blocks or so and get to THE CAR BARN GARAGE! Where we find out, we need $110 cash to get my car out. AWESOME. DOUBLE AWESOME! all we have is like $30 cash. SO I get a ride to an atm with this guy who had his shit towed as well, nice guy. On my way into walgreens again, this cracked out black guy starts talking to me, about how his punk ass needs 50 cents, "Naw man I cant, I have to get money to get my car towed" I said politely. He wouldnt take no for an answer. He was blocking me from getting in flipping out about the 50cents. SO I fucking gave it to him, he was kind of scary. theres another 50 cents needed badly. Luckily, I have hardly any money in my checking, and I cant take money out of my saving account with my atm. I have $68 in there, and you can only take out mutitples of 20s so I got 60 out. Thats $90, we are still 20 short. The tow truck guys suck balls and wont let it out with that. So the change counting begins, we round up $12 in change, (which really really pissed off the redneck tow truck guys) and we are $8 short still. Luckily though, the tow truckers are human, and let us go being $8 short, NICE FUCKING GUYS. MADE us count pennies, I tried to even offer them a free fazolis coupon for a large spaghetti, I guess they dont like spaghetti, that had to be worth like 3.25 at least. So we go home, rock out to some Vitamin C and Juvenile and call it a night. Current Mood: Ready to Kill (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 1st, 2005
10:23 pm	What is the obsession with the promenade I am soo tired of seeing ppl waste their lives on fixing up 1994 cavaliers soo they can take them to the promenade and drive back in forth untill they have noo more money. When that happens they park or rob their grandmas for more gas money. Why waste ur lives on something soo stupid that makes u look redonkulus..........Yes redonkulus thats one step up from ridiculous. I mean dont get me wrong theres some pretty nice looking cars down there from time to time, but for the most part its just the biggest honkeys possible with the most off the wall spoilers they could find off ebay. Zac had a honda at one time thats hood would tend to fly up from time to time and the fuckin wheels would fall off if u turned it too sharp but i bet if we got us the tightest spoiler off ebay that we could afford at the time maybe a spray paint job by one of the hommies and we are in the nade-rat club for life.....I think ill do that just soo i can see what the craze is really about. Im goin to drive down that fucking promenade untill we have to go rob someones def blind grandma for gas money. HOLLA Current Mood: determined (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 30th, 2005
1:23 am	Why do fat grls always do the electric slide??? As i was at a party tonight and minding my own business listening to music i look to my right and what do i see?? A fat ass bitch doing the elecrtic slide. I said to myself why do fat bitches always do the electric slide to any music that is on. Is there a gene in their body that makes them break into lines and start doing the electric slide. Whatever version is on the agenda for that night.Or is it they cant find a person to dance with them and they figure instead of standing around looking like a dumb fat bitch theyll put their body in motion and do the bomb diggity electric slide. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 26th, 2005
5:53 pm	Alright guys someones gonna heve to write in this thing. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 19th, 2005
3:13 am	people getting there shit ruined So Zac and I(Marshall)went and saw Alexander tonight at the famous dollar cinema. We were going into the movie expecting to see people dying and getting their heads chopped off and cool shit like that but what do we get instead? FAGGOTS!! Thats right u heard me FAGGOTS. I for one knew going into the movie that the movie may have some homosexual undertones because it has been said that the guy was bisexual or somthing but this movie was a straight faggot on faggot love fest. In between some pretty cool battle scenes it was non-stop guy proclaiming his love for another guy. Which made me think to myself "whatever happened to the good ol' kick ass war movie?" Whatever happened to a movie being about pure violence. Now we got fuckin supposed badass Colin Ferral kissin other dudes. Is this supposed to be cool Hollywood? I for one know u would never see William Wallace try to have a poke at another dude. He would get pissed at the guy and prolly hit him in the face with a mase like he did that one guy who betrayed him(that shit was fuckin hardcore.) So let this be a lesson to you hollywood keep the fags where they belong, which is a supporting role as the token gay guy, not a lead in a major motion picture for fucks sake. Current Mood: aggravated (64 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 13th, 2005
9:06 pm	So we Broke A door............. For all those out there that think wood products n alcohol mix......You motherfuckers were wrong and you shall all die of syphillis........As the lockmaster Zac pryed open a door with a Debit card all 4 of us pushed on, the well id say best door money could buy in Rtown made from obviously the finest oak in Richmonds vast woodlands, The door began to bow like a sheet of aluminum........Then the door cracked and the Biggest Mexican known to man threw his hat and began to throw bodies like sand bags. NIGGA WENT CRAZY......Id say Dave's new nickname is EL MATADOR Due to his charge and bucking of DEM NIGGAS in his room for the cracking of the door. "FUCK DOOR MAKERS FUCK THEM UP THEIR STUPID ASSSES"- Jay N Silent Bob........................ Current Mood: I HAVE TO SHIT (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 6th, 2005
2:24 am	52 powerades against the door After a longnight of robbing death blind grandmas of there AA whiskeys and drinking it(another story in itself) Zac and I were fast asleep. He was first to rise and hit the showers. I was completely knocked out dreaming about sharon schulls cute little ass or somethin. All of the sudden theres a crash at the door followed by 20 more. this wasnt just any old crash the powerade had hit the door. Zac had bought about 50 bottles of powerade and not put them away or something soo scotty decided to go ape shit. After i hear the crash a 5'5 bald man is yelling at the top of his lungs. "Zac Clean this shit up" . I do what any little bad ass would do.....Fake sleeping. AHH big mistake he comes next to the couch were im tryin not to make a move and flips over the table thinking im zac. On that table is about 100000 stolen old richmond inn mints.(now u all know how we keep our supply of whiskey and mints) Then scottie 2 quietly says oh ur not zac and it was all over. Untill Zac gets out of the shower. I learned one valuable lesson when ur pissed off that things arent cleaned up. throw as many powerades and mints around the house as u possibly can. Scotty 2 U R A DUMBASS Current Mood: chipper (Comment on this)
Monday, January 3rd, 2005
11:19 pm	"Yeah, The ribs are FABULOUS, hot off the grill!" FABULOUS. So all week Scottie 2 hottie had a party every night. One night he had bitches over, yes bitches. They were decent, a few looked better than the girls I know, so that kind of sucked. Scottie 2 has game though (ok not really) he used this one line that was pretty good. "eah, The ribs are FABULOUS, hot off the grill!" He was showing off his badass cooking skills for sure. There were two girls that were black or mixed or something just as an added bonus. Lets see, Wine fucks you up. Brian and I drank 3 bottles of wine, bad idea, needed to buy carpet cleaner the next morning. I guess one bottle=18 beers says SCottie2, so 3 bottles two people=puke. It sucked. NO more drinking for a couple of weeks. Current Mood: quixotic (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, December 31st, 2004
12:13 pm	yeah stay at KGs Sooo i get real real sloppy drunk lastnight............i decide to make peace with KG cool!I wake up this morning thinking i know this basement but really not quite sure where im at. Im at no other place than my man Kyle Gallaghers. How does that shit happen. How did i get there im not sure. I thought Dominic but yeah right like he has a car. All i want to know is how did he go from arch nemisis to best bud. Alcohol is magic. To tell u how drunk i was I thought my selfphone was broke just because i turned it off.Whatever tho im goin to sleep Current Mood: hungover (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 30th, 2004
5:32 pm	EVAN LOOKS LIKE PEDRO SANCHEZ OFF OF NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE This entry is based on a true story except the names, events and locations have been made up.......... So i just finished watchin Napolean Dynomite, quite possibly the funniest movie ever made second to midget pornos..... As I was fewing this flick i realized that a person known to everyone Evan, Looks exactly like Pedro Sanchez from the actual movie. I believe that Evans mestizo style dirt stash on his upper lip resembles the same one worn flawlessly by Pedro Sanchez....... Even the same droopy smile held by both of these men are identical it truly is a phenomenon in the making..... Moreoever Napolean Dynomite kicks ass........and Evan could be mexican......... (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 29th, 2004
6:09 am	Criag is a fashon designer So one night, chillin in the TOC, we thought, Any plain old hoodie, levi wranglers (504), a yankees cap, and the best damn all terrian shoes money can buy, would complete a human being. Serioulsy, With that outfit, you could wear it EVERYDAY, EVERYWHERE, ANYTIME. problems with the ladies, grab you wranglers and go pimp, next thing you know a girl in the TOC will be on you nuts, as long as shes had a few shots of captain. Moreover, david is a mexican. zac likes weird girls, and alex hit birdfeeders (dumbass). Ever had a beer? Ever had a beer then dipped? HOLLA! Current Mood: drunk (2 Comments |Comment on this)